First time to buy undies

Okay this was back around an year ago . Me and papa had kind of argument over something and he got angry and i was forced to go and buy undies for myself . My ego told me it was no big deal , but as the time came closer and I had to go to the market I started gettin scared of what was I going to say to the salesperson , I rehearsed several times of what I had to say " bhayya jockey kee 2 ". The weather that day , it seemed was also tormenting me , an amasing weather , the cool wind was blowing and it was likely to rain heavy and in Delhi rains are blessings .

As I stepped outside my house , I got this idea, you know when you are in trouble your mind is at its top speed , and it generally fills you up with some stupid ideas , same happened with me , I went to my friend's house and called him and asked him to accompany me . Anywayz so we set off this place " GAFFAR MARKET" which supposedly keeps "branded" underwears .This place is like heaven for gadget freaks and tee-shirt freaks and it is about 5 minute walk away from my house . Okay so now we reached the market , now what . I knew the shops but I didnt have the guts to go and ask them . I know it might sound silly to you but thats how I am , I am weird in normal situations and normal in weird situations ..

So we were wandering here and there with no guts at all to go ask for silly underwears . I was desperately lookin for a shop that was empty and it was specifically males undergarments shop , but as luck would have it I dodnt find any and all the shops were crowded . everyone had to but there undergarments the same day I wanted to buy , but I had to but , so i with some courage went into a shop which had only 2 customers , supposedly a couple and the woman was doing thge purchasing , I looked at his husband and his face was expressionless as he goes everyday with his wife and buys all this stuff everyday . But that face gave me some confidence and I went over and asked the sales person , as casually as this was not my first time , " bhayya apne pass jockey ke 90 cm kee underwear hain " ?? and I said to myself , DONE .... you've done it , but then my luck , the salesperson asked sumthing about the size and i misunderstood it thouth he was asking about the type of undies he was asking about , and I told him V- shaped . And then each and every person , includin that woman was lookin at me , I didnt know what to say next , my confidence waqs all shaken up , I looked outside the window and I told him again looking down at at a wooden table on which the water coller was kept , " bhayya I need 2 underwears , v- shaped , 90 cm of jockey . " I prayed that he should have understood what I told him , he looked at me for a minute , gave me a smile and took out the box and gave me a couple .
My friend , he was standind outside and was looking at some girls and was making fun of me !!! that geek ... but anyways , i got them wrapped in black polythene bag and took them to home . Man , what an experience that was . It sounds stupid to many , who say that I am a fool , but as I told you above , i am weird in normal situations and normal in weird ones ...
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